valentines day

"when i looked up and saw cupid with his bow, i knew we were in trouble" so i yelled to Drew Carrey to move. I jumped right out of the way just in time to dodge the arrow but Drew wasn't so lucky. He got up and the first person he saw was Roseanne Barr.  I knew after that he would be doomed for all eternity. I had to help him for fear that he would be stuck with such a nagging woman. So i went to the bank and got a few hundred dollars from my savings and set out to find cupid. As the day progressed i got a tip from someone he was at the downtown bar. So i walked up and sat next to him at the bar and slid over the money making an attempt to bribe him. He accepted and gave me a magic potion that reverses the spell he put on Drew. I went over to Drew 's crib and sure enough he was watching a 1994 episode of Roseanne. It was a gruesome sight so I struggled to keep my eyes off the tv screen. I knew he would never take it so i slipped it in his drink. I made sure he drank it all because i gave him Jalapeno potato chips. He downed the glass and soon snapped out of it. Realizing what he was watching he ran out of the room and hid in the closet. I had ended up saving the day and rescuing my dear friend from the enchantment of love.